dog action

Someone who is unhygienic and unpleasant looking.

"Alex hasn't showered for three days. He's got that dog action"

by Alexv1021 May 25, 2016

action towel

A special hand towel reserved for masturbating into so as not to soil the "good" towels.

Don't dry your face with that, it's my action towel.

by Dead Flanders August 7, 2007

sun action

term to describe both sunrise and sunset.

the best sun action occurs in the morning. the colors are so vibrant

by balloon action December 12, 2009

Action Nerd

A person that pursues activities involving both motion and intellectual stimulation.

Check action nerd trying to seduce that lawyer.

by kcr0n April 20, 2009

Logical Action

When you make a large sacrifice for something so little and has lesser value than what you had sacrificed.

1) I sold my car yesterday so I don't have to pay for the insurance. I made a really logical action!

2) I paid $7,947 so that I could fill my house with old lamps. I am broke now, but at least I can see every part of my house! There was a logical action to be made, so I made it!

3) I sold my 74 inch TV in exchange for multiple TV remotes so I never lose track of them. I then sold half of the amount of remotes to get a new 32 inch TV. I think what I did was a pretty good logical action.

by Professional Educator July 3, 2019

pole action

A user of internet message boards who is desperate for a homosexual encounter but scared by his feelings and urges so takes to latching onto one or two posters and following them around abusing them for his own sexual pleasure.

Comes from the 'action' given to his 'pole' whilst typing away with the other hand.

His wife thought he was completely straight, but night after night Darren was on the internet as pole action

by PhilBrown June 23, 2007

Action/Romance

Any film or movie which portrays Romantic Action.
A polite alternative to make veiled reference to an extensive collection of Porn Movies.

Question "Hey Dave, fancy going to see that generic relationship based comedy at the Cinema"

Reply "No Thanks mate, think i'll stay home and watch something from my Action/Romance collection by myself"

by CaughtJester August 27, 2009