Ely Access Guy

The person in charge of Ely Access Guide, aka Ely Access Guy,

For those that on't know what ELy Access Guide is, it's a company that makes accessibility guides for lots of venues round the UK, yet hardly anyone knows about it. He does live streams and lots of videos

Girls:"Hello there, I saw you last weekend!"
Guy: Hey, wondered why I took loads of photos?"
Girls: Yes
Guy: AHa, (opens YouTube)
I'm the Ely Access Guy and I made a guide. Nice to meet you

by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024

No roof access

Signs that may appears in the stair ways. This means you cannot get to the top of building through normal ways.
TRY TO CLIMB UP THE WALLS.

J: No roof access in this stairs. Can't we find a way to the top and shoot some fireworks?
B: Climb up the wall then.
J: Never.

by DDDooordddy November 15, 2018

All Access Pass

When a girl really likes a boy and tells him he can come & go in any entrance he wants that's called giving him an All Access Pass

Bill: "How did Sarah manage to pry you away from Sue at Bob's Birthday Party?"
Sam: "We were talking and she whispered in my ear I now had an All Access Pass starting now and that the party was boring!"

by AuDHDeep1 December 14, 2024

accessibility nut

A female that is ridiculously easy to fuck

I love me bottom bitch shes such an accessibility nut, ill be beating guts all day

by bobus420 September 11, 2014

Priority Access

A clothing company for the important people.

"I just bought this new hoodie at priorityaccess.shop"
"Looks nice, what brand?"
"Priority Access"

by priorityaccess.shop March 27, 2021

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Why are You copy paste this when you can do your homework

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by Naufalicious November 30, 2024

Murphy's Law of Accessibility

Refers to the infuriating situation of something you need's usually being at the bottom of a pile, at the back of a drawer/shelf, etc.

I have a 2--vertical-layers-deep stack of plastic totes for storing my DVD-collection, arranged in alphabetical order. It's often the case that the disc I want to watch has a title that is near the end of the alphabet, though, and so I hafta laboriously remove all da rest of da crates to access the very back/bottom box... yep, a classic case of Murphy's Law of Accessibility!

by QuacksO October 13, 2018