A sus magnet who hates human interaction. She has a great fascination with snails eating carrots "they just slurp them up" she says. She's also a crazy bitch who has an obsession's with beer and steeling stop signs.
Eric: someone got killed yesterday because they didn't stop at a stop sign that was missing
Jenna: oh that's because Abbey stole it
Jenna: oh that's because Abbey stole it
by carnavoir123 September 13, 2021
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Abbey is a guy who always brings the mood down, hes an absolute piece of shit and is most likely miserable as fuck. dont let these Abbeys fool you. He may joke around at times but is a complete dick 65% of the time. Abbeys prolly also got a small dick, about 2.5 inches. He was never able to please a girl so he gets irritated everyday having flashbacks about the past and tries to ruin everybodys day
by Faggot Abbey December 18, 2021
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by slayypeaches7528 July 12, 2022
Get the Abbey mug.A person you would have the best slow burn with, she’s incredibly smart but a little bonkers but that’s something we love. Her favourite colour is green but a couple years ago it used to be yellow, the colour faded like her emotion. Truth is abbey isn’t a 13 year old who loves yellow she’s 15 who’s starting to find the world on her own and seeing things for how they are. Green. She also loves one direction.
by Cutiegirl8 November 2, 2022
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