Fuzzy Wanket

The act of using a cozy, fuzzy blanket is used to ejaculate when masturbating or receiving a hand-job with a fuzzy blanket.

In other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and penis while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy wanket.

It looks like I don't have a date tonight, so I guess I'll just enjoy a good ol' fuzzy wanket.

by Charlie's Friend April 04, 2012

fuzzy lotus

This phrase refers to a well kept vagina.

1. Bob was sad because he had not smelled or tasted the fuzzy lotus in some time.

2. Jill just checked to see if everything was kosher with her fuzzy lotus.

by krosandian January 07, 2008

Eye Fuzzies

Earrape but for the eyes

Nick: BruH that Obamas face gave me eye fuzzies

Abby: ew

by CoconutJuiceMan September 13, 2020

fuzzy zoeller

hairy{a non groomed}vagina

Judy's swim suit wasn't large enough to cover her fuzzy zoeller.

by Mike Mc November 26, 2004

A Fuzzy Musket

1. The act of putting your balls over someone elses eyes
and farting in their mouth.

Last night, Johnny gave Adam a fuzzy musket!

by Shawn V November 02, 2006

bump fuzzies

A term used to describe sex.

Past tense: bumped fuzzies
Present: bumping fuzzies

sex, intercourse fucking

We got drunk and she asked asked me if I wanted to bump fuzzies all night long.

by Miss Amy Z April 18, 2010

fuzzy nuts

Also known as "the man in the corner office". Often refering to the highest ranking exec. or decision maker.

Let me go ask ol' fuzzy nuts if we can get off of work early.

by Nalga November 30, 2004