Teenager

Teenagers are people who are treated like 5 years olds, and expected to act like adults. Most teenagers are not aloud to do anything to want to do because there not old enough or aren’t trusted enough yet when it comes do doing something that they are made to do they are expected to know everything and act like the most knowledgeable people in the fucking world.

Carla: hey mum this guy at school asked me on a date can I go
Mum: no, I don’t know him, his parents, his face, if he’s gonna keep his dick in his pants
Carla: I can give you all the information, then can you let me go
Mum: no your not old enough
Carla: I’m fucking 16!!!! A teenager!!!

Mum: have you gotten a job yet
Carla: Yes I’m starting at macca’s on Monday

Mum: oh wow macca’s, and are you working on anything else or are you just gonna stay working at macca’s, I expected you to get a good job now and then get a well paying life living job when you’ve finished school but NO, macca’s!!!!!
Carla: but I’m only 16 what we’ll payin job can I get?
Mum: I don’t know your basically an adult figure it out yourself stop acting like a child
Carla: I think I may fucking runaway

Fucking hate being a teenager

by Miss Misunderstood May 10, 2018

Teenagers

scare the living shit outta me they could care less tbh

Person: " Hey do y'know teenagers? "
Person 2 " Yeah , they scare the living shit outta me "

by it's alex btw September 22, 2023

Teenager

Half of them are sleep deprived zombies and the other half seems like they wanna jump someone

Teenagers scare the living sh*t out of me

by Bullshiticus August 27, 2022

teenager

Stuck in the middle of age, life and school, they should be known as hero’s for dealing with life and the oncoming generation. TWEENS DON’T COUNT.

Mom: When I was a teenager I didn’t wear clothes like that! Besides, you are watching your younger cousin tonight!
Girl: Fine. *mind: as a teenager I have the right to sneak out.*

by another_user_ March 23, 2022

Teenager

Someone who writes definitions on urban dictionary

The teenager used the school's library computer to go on urban dictionary.

by Flabbyeargh October 6, 2018

teenager

When you're too young for half the things you want to do but too old to do the other half

Kids your parents warned you about; teenagers.

by valeisoutofthisworld November 5, 2022

Teenager

The stage when you're too young to do half the things you want to do but too old to do the other half.

Person 1: Those teenagers are always sneaking into clubs!
Person 2: No they're not! They're always on kiddie rides and getting over excited by bubbles.

by heartofglass June 25, 2014