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Henry

by ouhgeee November 18, 2019
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Henry

Henry is a great guy. He is hella indecisive, and kind of whiny sometimes. He wheres super clonky shoes that hurt when he steps on your toes. He hates "ur mom" jokes, but it's quite funny when he gets pissed off about them. He is a mechanical man. He says he is stupid, but it isn't true. He shines at shock value humor, and makes people quite exasperated. Henry, isn't the tallest, but he makes up for it with his personallity. He tends to chew on things like rubber, and then gets shocked when he swallows them. How many cups are under his bed will forever remain a mystery. Henry is loved by all, except homophobes, cause he is pretty gay lol. Henry, his impressions are interesting, especially of sex addicted men from the 60's. He doesn't sound like Elmo, but more like those old people that have been smoking for seventy years. He likes Nirvana, which is questionable, but the rest of his music taste is great. He hates musical theatre nerds; however, he likes reading Shakespear, like a fucking nerd. In all seriousnes, I love Henry's, and you should never let them go.

P.S. excuse the spelling and grammar, I am stupid.
Oh, it's Henry? Does he have a mullet today or is he bald? Is he actually gonna choose what we do today?
by KRMC0_0 January 2, 2022
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Henry

He always wears jeans, and that short haircut.. sheesh..
Person 1: Yo buddy did you see Henry’s new haircut?
Person 2: it’s always the same.. don’t you get it now..?
Person 1: your right...
by amogusrefrence April 14, 2021
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Henry

The devil in human form. Do not trust a Henry for he will eat your soul and laugh while doing it. He is often accompanied by his minion Ludvig whom he feeds hair from his hairbrush. A Henry is characterised by his devilish stench and his big ass balenciaga covered feet.
Don't let Henry babysit your child! He will consume it after he feeds it his hair.
by Hellen Edblom October 20, 2021
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Henry

A high ego person, that is a dickhead and is really annoying. He is a so cocky and people don't want him around
NOOO ITS HENRY

OMG FUCK OFF HENRY
HENRY MORE LIKE HUNGRY
by iafg October 31, 2017
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henri

hEnRi is the hottest guy you will ever meet and probs only wants you for the sex also henri is a guy who commonly forgets condoms and is probs your new sugar daddy
dude henri is such a man

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by bruhhhhhhhitsme March 19, 2019
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Henry

A disgusting piece of shit. No one likes him because he has a bad case of autism and makes everyone want to shoot themselves. He is the literal definition of trash.
That Henry dude is such a dick.
by 1j2j3j4j5j6j7j8j9j10 May 21, 2018
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