Bad Luck Jessie J

A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.

Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."

"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"

by BadLuckJessieJ August 27, 2013

bad luck brian

An internet meme manifesting as an image macro showing a picture of a stereotypical nerd from a high school yearbook. The text that goes along usually tells of Bad Luck Brian's misdeeds. These are acts that he commits usually with good intentions but turning out to be bad through unforseen consequences or mistakes on Brian's part. Often he has defecated his pants while doing a courageous act quite unlike him.

MISDEEDS OF BAD LUCK BRIAN:
Tries to fart stealthily: Shits.
Escapes a burning building: Gets hit by a fire truck.
Wins raffle for the first time: Hunger Games.
Stops, drops, and rolls: Into another fire.

by ZKtheMAN November 4, 2013

tough luck

another way of saying "that's too bad" or "you'll have to deal with it"

You need to go to your locker? Tough luck; I don't give hall passes!

by kasey White December 10, 2003

Silver Luck

The excuse people who are shit at competitive gaming use; refers to the supposed luck beginning (silver rank) players have

WTF there's no way he one tapped me like that, fucking silver luck...
Bro he's just better than you

by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

Dream Luck

Something with a 1 in 7.5 trillion chance of happening, or just something stupidly unlikely and improbable.

Guy:Hey look, some rando just got 10 winning lottery tickets.

Brandon:10? The chances of that are not feasible in any capacity. That’s some Dream Luck or some rigs going on there.

by Vortex7523 March 12, 2021

Dream luck

Luck that's so bullshit, everyone will call you out on faking/cheating what you were doing, weather you were, or weren't faking/cheating it.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy at the casino the other day that got 4 jackpots on the slots, in a row?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's some dream luck bullshit right there, he 100% tampered with those things.

by TheFatherOfSwag December 14, 2020

Butch Luck

A rare form of bad luck reserved for the unluckiest kind of people. It occurs when the "L" in luck is replaced with an "F". It is far worse than bad luck itself; just when you think it could not get any worse, it does! All you can do is just sit back and look at it.

"It was raining tits and I got hit with a dick! I have such bad Butch Luck."

by Harry Sack October 11, 2020