Yoyo

A young man with blond hair and blue eyes. He is usually hyper athletic. His only downside is his micropenis and lack of athletic ability.

Darn that man over their is hot...

wait...
Nevermind its yoyo.

by Team Brody May 10, 2017

YOYO

YOYO stands for You Only YOLO Once. When you cry YOYO out loud, you're gonna do something very stupid and gonna die doing that.
It is the apotheosis of YOLO.

Yo Jay, i'm gonna shoot myself in the face because YOYO

by LingeringRage August 27, 2016

YOYO

YOYO stands for You Only YOLO Once. When you cry YOYO out loud, you're gonna do something very stupid and gonna die doing that.
It is the apotheosis of YOLO.

Yo Jay, i'm gonna shoot myself in the face because YOYO

by LingeringRage August 27, 2016

YOYO

Abbreviation of 'You're Only Young Once'.

Noun

1. An excuse used by young people to have fun.

2. A reminder for parents not to try anything they're too old for.

Verb

3. To act too young for your age.

Used as a noun:

'Bro, down that beer. YOYO.'

'Get off that skateboard, Dad! YOYO.'

Used as a verb:

'Dad, seriously. Put the skateboard away. You're YOYOing.'

by Steve Pembleton Broker-Stoke August 15, 2018

YOYO

YOYO stands for You Only YOLO Once. When you cry YOYO out loud, you're gonna do something very stupid and gonna die doing that.
It is the apotheosis of YOLO.

Yo Jay, i'm gonna shoot myself in the face because YOYO

by LingeringRage August 27, 2016

YOYO

You Ony Yive Once.. The cute way of saying YOLO and getting away with shit..

Mom: Why the fuck did you stab a police officer!!
Me: yoyo You Ony Yive Once..
Mom: Auww, I suddenly have the desire to hug you..

by SerialJoker_:) November 23, 2013

YoYo Moralist

A person who does some shitty things til it weakens him too long, and bounces back a while doing the right or no-wrong until they feel up to doing shitty things again.
Moral bet hedging.

The YoYo Moralist hedged his bets with a weak of clean living.

by pornstitute October 19, 2023