Christ! i went down on this bird last week and it was like looking straight into the mouth of a yawning hippo
by cheesey February 13, 2004
A gaping hairy vagina resembling a Yawning Buffalo. Quite foul in smell, it's very unkempt and vile. Normally found on hippie whores; those of a Free Spirit and willing to fuck you at The Burning Man Festivals and Rainbow Gatherings.
There was this chick we all banged at the our last Rainbow gathering and after all 12 of us had our way with her, her patchuoli smelling yawning buffalo squirted a bowl full of man-porridge.
by Blu Finger April 06, 2008
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by The real chief 53 January 13, 2021
An exclamation which is uttered in order to convey the speaker's absolute boredom - usually caused by a situation they involuntarily find themselves in, eg a corporate meeting.
Humour is derived from the fact that yawning is an involuntary act, yet this phrase explicitly names the action rather than performs it - signifying that the speaker wants everyone to now they are extremely fucked off.
Humour is derived from the fact that yawning is an involuntary act, yet this phrase explicitly names the action rather than performs it - signifying that the speaker wants everyone to now they are extremely fucked off.
Corporate Powerpoint Presentation Type : "So here we can see last years Net Promoter Score broken down by product area, product type and lastly, vendor. Going forward we are looking to move into a more diverse marketing space"
Normal Person : "Fucking YAWN!"
Normal Person : "Fucking YAWN!"
by El Ronnoco III August 12, 2011
by Conansriver February 25, 2019