wtf

wtf usally stands for "what fuck" but it cna also be used for the 5 w's why/where/when/who/what the fuck

Girl=="Im going up to the mall-izzle"
friend=="WTF is your problem"

by Kris-Kris June 25, 2005

WTF

An acronym for 'what the fuck' often capitalized for emphasis. Commonly used in chatrooms by lazy chatters, video game channels by dueling gamers, in curse-free environments like business or schools, and by sailors on ship over intercom systems who don't want to be cited.

Meanings an variations:
what the fuck
who the fuck
when the fuck
where the fuck
whiskey tango foxtrot (military slang version)

"WTF ARE YOU DOING! WORST TANK EVER!"
Gamer to gamer
"wtf are you doing on the deck?"
Sailors
"wtf was she wearing?"
teenage chatroom

by midgetmage January 15, 2008

WTF

Alternate meaning: Where's the Flag?

Commonly used in capture the flag type games (such as Team Fortress, Halo, etc...).

You: W-T-F yo?
Teacher: What does w-t-f mean?
You: Wheres The Flag
Teacher: Oh, I thought it was some sort of vulgar internet accronym again.

by Dude February 20, 2004

WTF

Contrary to popular belief wtf does not stand for what the fuck which is what millennials think
It actually stands for WHERE’S THE FOOD

Cocksucker-wtf mom
Urmom-excuse me
Cocksucker-I can not find the food
Urmom-why dos you say WHAT THE FUCK
Cocksucker-NO I said where’s the food
Urmom-smd
Cocksucker-sorry am typing this while in doggystyle with my gf
Urmom-Well I hope you can do the four finger tango on me tonight

Cocksucker-you are my mom
Urmom-so calll me MOMMY

by Koooook July 28, 2023

WTF

When a UUT doesn't work regardless of all the troubleshooting you've done or changes you made; then suddenly it works.

Me: I tried everything I could think of but that Vishay DAQ stll will not communicate with the software.
JAM: WTF

by NS_MMS March 23, 2022

WTF

Where's the food, the ultimate troll into making people think you're saying a big boi word

9 Year old: WTF
Mom:Excuse me?
9 year old: WHERE IS THE FOOD
Mom:Jeez, you could've said

by CheesyDeesy October 22, 2020

WTF

Wednesday Thursday Friday

Look at the calendar, it says WTF

by Dellofueeguaa November 15, 2021