wtf

wtf usally stands for "what fuck" but it cna also be used for the 5 w's why/where/when/who/what the fuck

Girl=="Im going up to the mall-izzle"
friend=="WTF is your problem"

by Kris-Kris June 25, 2005

WTF

An acronym for 'what the fuck' often capitalized for emphasis. Commonly used in chatrooms by lazy chatters, video game channels by dueling gamers, in curse-free environments like business or schools, and by sailors on ship over intercom systems who don't want to be cited.

Meanings an variations:
what the fuck
who the fuck
when the fuck
where the fuck
whiskey tango foxtrot (military slang version)

"WTF ARE YOU DOING! WORST TANK EVER!"
Gamer to gamer
"wtf are you doing on the deck?"
Sailors
"wtf was she wearing?"
teenage chatroom

by midgetmage January 15, 2008

WTF

Alternate meaning: Where's the Flag?

Commonly used in capture the flag type games (such as Team Fortress, Halo, etc...).

You: W-T-F yo?
Teacher: What does w-t-f mean?
You: Wheres The Flag
Teacher: Oh, I thought it was some sort of vulgar internet accronym again.

by Dude February 20, 2004

WTF ;))

Wanking tough fuck

Srian loves to watch WTF ;)) on a certain adult website

by Srians#1fan August 27, 2021

WTF

1. World Tae Kwon Do Federation
2. What the fuck

1. Hey! Are you coming to WTF this year?

2. wtf is your problem?

by thirteen.nectarines March 2, 2017

WTF

Wtf is a abbreviation for what time funeral. It is used when something really bad or embarrassing happens to you or someone near you. You mostly respond to this with a time and a date as a joke.

Person A: bro! My mom just walked in on me watching hentai

Person B: lol, wtf

Person A: today at 8:00

by That real todobroki bishh May 5, 2019

wtf

wtf is a abrevey achon of what the fuck

wtf your dumb

by エイサップ・ロッキー May 30, 2023