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wrench time

The amount of time spent working on a mechanical project either repairing or assembling from the ground up. In most cases, it refers to a project in the automotive industry.
"I didn't put in 100+ hours of wrench time on my ride just so I could lose it on a TV show as gay as Pinks."
by forkweaver June 11, 2006
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Monkey Wrench

When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.
Monkey Wrench - When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.
by Mac777daddy August 29, 2011
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Ferret Wrenching

Ferret Wrenching occurs when you gape open the rectum of a ferret, and proceed to go balls deep. Now that the ferret is snugly wrapped around your Johnson you take their arms and make it cosplay as a machine gun but......instead of bullets, you guessed it! Your hot gooey semen. As you nut, filling the ferret with love the teeth act as a bullet carver, giving you spurts of semen the perfect shape.
Ferret Wrenching

Sexual act with gargantuan amounts of blood against a ferret.

Last Saturday I released the biggest nut while wrenching my newborn ferret.
by legionisawful November 7, 2017
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Pipe Wrench

The handjob equivalent to "Wood Chipper". When a woman finds that squeezing, twisting and yanking on a penis isn't satisfying. Thus calling her a Pipe Wrench.
Man: "Dude, I heard that chick gave you a handjob"
Dude: "Handjob!? She was a pipe wrench!"
by Skimask619 January 16, 2010
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Monkey Wrench

Where a girl girl pulls your junk between your legs a blows you from behind.
Man she gave me a monkey wrench lastnite!
by icemann79 July 3, 2011
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rag wrench

when a mechanic is to lazy to fix a leak and uses a rag to just wipe the area clean. Usally done by aircraft mechanics to fool flight crews on their walk around.
I could`nt find which line was leaking oil so Ifuckin rag wrenched the whole area !
by tonycac April 19, 2009
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Twerk Wrench

When a person approaches from behind to bump and grind upon another person who is twerking.
Matt approached the girl from behind and threw a twerk wrench into her groove.
by MaryJaneSpidey October 6, 2013
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