The Wood

a nickname for the country star Carrie Underwood. most commonly used by her obsessive fans. quite often used in sexually suggestive sentences.

I'd put my wood under Carrie!
The Wood owns.

by thewoodownskthxbye December 1, 2006

wood

fast food or food that you ate that wasn't very good but you consumed it because you were hungry

McDonald's food used to be good when i was a kid but when i got older i realized that it was some wood.

by jayrok06 February 24, 2010

wood

A word that distinguishes a potent, well tasting type of weed (Krypto) with a more less potent type of weed (Regs)

Fuck that, i dont smoke that wood

by Jim Bob April 15, 2005

the wood

Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."

Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game

In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.

Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.

by The Dude March 24, 2005

the wood

To describe something that is extremely bad or the definition of a female who is extremely unattrative.

Man that bamma is The Wood!

Man I saw this girl at Pg Plaza and she was the wood!!

by Boogie05 April 19, 2006

will woods

A goat himself. A hot guy who listens to no one and is a great athlete

He's just a will woods

by Jon gamma August 9, 2017

the Wood

Woodinville, Washington. a city in the state of washington

Yo Im from the Wood!- Kickin it in the wood! Cause the Boyz in the wood are always hard.

by D.J. sparkly Pete January 28, 2004