wonkyu

A complete retard, lacking in ALL basic skills such as speaking, writing, reading. Or a person who isn't mentally retarded, but gives off an impression of total retardation.

Holy crap, my teacher is a complete wonkyu.
Yo that dude ran across the street, what a wonkyu!

by Robert Petreson December 15, 2008

wonky pirate

the act where a male ejaculates in his partners eye, when his partner is trying to extract the sperm, he must then kick them hard in the shin. at this point the partner will jump up clutching there leg. therefore performing the shape of a 1 legged eye patched pirate.

she said i don't swollow, so i wonky pirated the bitch.

by longjohn6inch June 18, 2011

Wonker-sided

The act of being crooked or messed up.

The picture frame is all wonker-sided

by rmftlinds April 14, 2010

Wonkered

The feeling you get when cramming for a test while also being on pain killers due to a recent surgery and your brain decides to stop working.

I'm feeling wonkered due to pain killers from my surgery and cramming for my math final.

by phoreversurf July 29, 2010

Wonky face

An insult girls named Jacqueline use to describe a dude

You’re a wonky face Abraham

by AVG22 November 22, 2018

Wokey Shlime

A man (or woman) with high value to society, many people respect them and their actions.

"What is up Wokey Shlime"

"See John over there? He's the real Wokey Shlime"
"Have you met the Wokey Shlime yet?

by The Real Wokey Shlime December 13, 2020

wowkey

lowkey but with a W so it’s better

wowkey Madballs is a cripple because she had knee surgery

by madballs15 May 2, 2021