bastard smile

A bastard smile is an expression used by people when they have succeeded in annoying you or making you lose your temper. These bastards find it fun to be a nuisance to you and can’t wait for you to react, and when you do they will laugh or pull a bastard smile. The bastard smile can also be used to further irritate people, especially when they are powerless to act, for example, some kids are playing football and a group of adults come along pick up the ball then hold it over their heads and pull a bastard smile.

"you will never believe what happened the other day I got out my car to went pay for my fuel at the petrol station, when I turned around some guy was getting into my car, I ran out to try to stop him but I was to late. when he drove off, he looked at me and pulled a bastard smile."

"bastard smile, bastard smile!"

by ProudAnarchistFreedomFighter August 16, 2011

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Stoner Smile

The big giant smile on your face that you get after you smoke some good weed and you're feelin reallllly nice.

Jamie: Hey man..Im feelin reallly nice right now..let's put on some music.

Steven:Okayyyy I'll do thatt (stoner smile)

by 420Chick July 15, 2009

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Smiling Friends

The best adult swim cartoon ever made, right next to Metalocalypse.

Nobody can prove me wrong, its humour is top-notch and it's so weird I love it. This proves that some Youtubers who make animations can make a really good show if they pitch them to adult swim. You should watch Smiling Friends too, because it's that good of a cartoon.

by NepgearAfficionado April 16, 2022

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