matthew windsor

a type of male who thinks his dick game is strong but in reality he’s a rabbit in the bed. he wants to fuck any bitch with legs and his famous line is “lemme come over”

girl #1 - Matthew Windsor texted me last night and said “lemme come over” . I think he likes me

girl #2- dont feel special, texted me the same thing and asked to tap

by Lil boat 2000 May 27, 2020

Kaylee Windsor

another term for vagina

yoo look at that Kaylee Windsor yoo

by butterpenis December 13, 2021

Windsor Snowblower

When a man face fucks a woman wearing nothing but Snow-pants in the Winter on a Chesterfield so hard that cum squirts out her nose and down her face onto said snow pants

My wife is amazing, she just gave me the best Windsor Snowblower in our livingroom.

by Canadian Eh-pe January 09, 2022

Windsor terrace

Windsor terrace is a wannabe park slope. It’s too small to be as elite as park slope, but not ghetto at all, which is funny as it’s a place where white boys think they’re gangsta, the bitches are wannabe park slope bitches. The amount of drugs in this neighborhood is also extremely high.

Home to the BKHB.

Where the fuck is Windsor terrace?
Windsor terrace? What’s that?

by Bstamina November 06, 2021

Double Windsor

The act of flipping an individual or a group off with both hands.

"That ass hole cut me off so I began steering with my knees so I could give him a Double Windsor"

by Double Windsory Bastard September 06, 2012

Double Windsor

After giving one a Cincinnati Bow Tie pinch off a large loaf half way into breathing hole, second half of loaf resembles designer neck tie

Hey Shiela did your room mate at the American Lung Society give you that lovely double windsor?

by gman2000 March 07, 2009

Windsor

Windsor is a city Southern Ontario. Is it big? No. Is it fun? No. We have absolutely nothing to do here, maybe a few attractions but nothing fancy. We are the asshole of Ontario and the only reason we are known is because of the border crossing. How do you get here you may ask, either drive down from toronto (The most overated city in ontario) or fly from a select few locations (YYZ-YVR-YYC-YHZ-YTZ) Did you expect fun here? We basically take everything from america, hell we even use the imperial system mostly, and the main thing we took from america... SAFETY! Yeah, don't expect a nice walk at night, you might have some hobo ask if you want a brownie. Oh but the riverfron- well its nice at night, but the people act like goddamn zombies straight outta cod. Majority of the people here drive F-150s or RAM 1500s because there are so many truck lovers here (rednecks).

You come from Windsor? How did you make it out alive?

by hellohibyemerci July 12, 2023