windy yard

n., An act in which one individual blows through another's pubic hair, causing it to move and sway.

Spiderman gave Mary Jane a windy yard after he saved a building full of children from certain death.

by Miss Teen Wordpower December 13, 2008

windy miller

== The Legend ==
The Andrew Miller(Windy for short) has several different moods.
== History ==
Andrew Miller came to 'Planet Earth' in 1484 BC, and was raised by a family of chickens. Mr Chicken, also known as Steve, tought him how to scratch for food, while his mother, Mrs Chicken, taught him how to survive in the real world.
== Appearance ==
He has the worst comb over known to man and looks remarkably like Shrek.
== Diet ==
Breakfast: Flaky pastry, topped with Jamaica's finest seasoned bird feed.
Lunch: Peanut butter snadwhiches, bird feed, milk, more birdfeed.
Dinner: Mueseli, birdfeed, milk, goats, bananas, potatoes, turkeys, cabbages, asparagus, cauliflower, meat, steak, ham, pork, cheese, lions, brocilli, pie, crocodiles, jam, honey, carrots, scotch egg, salami, pizza, hash browns, rhinos, and bird feed!
Supper: A Twix and a slice of bread, topped with bird feed.
Snacks: Bird feed, golden syrup.
Other: Meat flavoured bird feed, potatoes.
== Favourite Things ==
Favourite film: Chicken Run

Anyone bald and works in a libary is windy miller

by Jimbo Young November 10, 2008

windy kiss

When you're giving someone a rim job and they let a fart rip in your mouth

Mate, I turned her around and was going to town on her anus. Then she gave me a windy kiss, tasted like eggs with a side of shit.

by C-Mactastic August 7, 2015

beer windy

The back sliding window in a truck.

Hey man, I'm cold, shut the beer windy!

by Heifer1210 March 13, 2008

windy city

Having a chick fart in your mouth and immediately open-mouth kissing the fart into her mouth.

That Karen chick said she was down for a windy city, but she just couldn't fart.

by H.J. Washington August 6, 2007

Windy Interview

A sex act where someone requests that another person fart in their face while rimming and asking questions ("You like this? This feel good? You full of hot air?").

Tobias requested that Erich give him a windy interview.

by jjfree January 4, 2010

Windy pops

Flatulence that is nearly a shart makes noise when u walk / needs to be squeezed out doesn’t fall out

Far out brah dat Shepard’s peeow gave me duh hectikest windy pops out my dick hole

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020