by Adamblackrs2014 May 17, 2014
Get the man groommug. Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.
These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?
Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
by WineBusProf February 20, 2015
Get the grooming excusemug. The female friend of a groom-to-be who decides to confess her love for him in a last ditch effort, at the worst possible time - right before or near the end of engagement.
Candace isn't coming to the wedding anymore; she turned out to be a groom grabber and confessed her love after she got the wedding invitation.
by NoYouDidNOT September 25, 2010
Get the Groom grabbermug. by Dontwon From Corlett Ave. May 3, 2022
Get the Trick groomingmug. by larrybirx August 5, 2023
Get the Grooming the Dukemug. by Prof xx June 12, 2020
Get the Ste Groommug. person 1: " did you hear about that new grooming den"
person 2: "yeah my friend's in it she's so dumb"
person 2: "yeah my friend's in it she's so dumb"
by alyssasjournal September 5, 2023
Get the grooming denmug.