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man groom

Shave and detail the male penile area in hopes of hooking up with a date.
I have to man groom in case I take a hot one home tonight!
by Adamblackrs2014 May 17, 2014
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grooming excuse

Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.

These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?

Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
by WineBusProf February 20, 2015
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Groom grabber

The female friend of a groom-to-be who decides to confess her love for him in a last ditch effort, at the worst possible time - right before or near the end of engagement.
Candace isn't coming to the wedding anymore; she turned out to be a groom grabber and confessed her love after she got the wedding invitation.
by NoYouDidNOT September 25, 2010
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Trick grooming

A technician used by broke hoes to train potential suitors to take care of them.
I’ve been ‘trick grooming” these simps in my inbox for months now.
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Grooming the Duke

When you lube your dickhead before masturbation.
Dude, I was Grooming the Duke and my mom walked in. She needs to knock first.
by larrybirx August 5, 2023
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Ste Groom

A skinny kid who smokes cbd and shags comic books
Hey look there is cum in my comic I bet you it was a Ste Groom
by Prof xx June 12, 2020
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grooming den

a chatroom where old people (typically males on discord) gather to groom little kids
person 1: " did you hear about that new grooming den"
person 2: "yeah my friend's in it she's so dumb"
by alyssasjournal September 5, 2023
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