Grooming the Duke

When you lube your dickhead before masturbation.

Dude, I was Grooming the Duke and my mom walked in. She needs to knock first.

by larrybirx August 05, 2023

Groom of Gail

Used when talking about Horror Films when a character is clearly going to die soon. Inspired by the British Soap character Gail Platt who has had 4 out of her 5 husbands die.

He shouldn't have gone into that lock up garage. He's a Groom of Gail now.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

grooming den

a chatroom where old people (typically males on discord) gather to groom little kids

person 1: " did you hear about that new grooming den"
person 2: "yeah my friend's in it she's so dumb"

by alyssasjournal September 05, 2023

ball grooming

when you keep good care of your balls

timmy: i just got the best ball grooming by troy!

ciara: i dont have balls

by jaccitcock April 13, 2021

man groom

Shave and detail the male penile area in hopes of hooking up with a date.

I have to man groom in case I take a hot one home tonight!

by Adamblackrs2014 May 17, 2014

Groom Rider

Noun: A man and/or woman that gets married soon after getting pregnant or causing a pregnancy.

What ever happened to Becky?

She got knocked up by that douche bag Gary and they're getting married now.

Whoa never thought she'd be a Groom Rider.

by Granny Maxwell April 10, 2011

Groom grabber

The female friend of a groom-to-be who decides to confess her love for him in a last ditch effort, at the worst possible time - right before or near the end of engagement.

Candace isn't coming to the wedding anymore; she turned out to be a groom grabber and confessed her love after she got the wedding invitation.

by NoYouDidNOT September 24, 2010