Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.

The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

by ready-liver August 3, 2010

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wheelchair hair

It's when someone has that longish, greasy hair, that's parted at the side, and is combed slightly over their forehead, usually mulletesque.

You know that movie Butterfly Effect? And the part where Ashton Kutcher's in the wheelchair? Man, he's still hot even with wheelchair hair.

by panties February 11, 2005

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kentucky wheelchair

Getting fucked so hard you get put in a wheelchair for the next month

Damn sydney im gonna give you a kentucky wheelchair tonight

by Rch182 July 17, 2017

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Face Wheelchair

A combination of “face palm” and “neck yourself.” Used when someone does something stupid.

“Patrick that was one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen, you need a face wheelchair.”

**or you could have just said “face wheelchair”**

by The Real Norom August 8, 2020

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Wheelchair Troops

An essential aspect of the Kraznan military. The Kraznan equivalent of both Armored Vehicles and ATVs. Elite crippled soldiers riding in state-of-the-art, fucking insane wheelchairs. Have been known to float battle aboard Wheelchair Carriers.

What's that rumble I hear...? AHHHH!!!! KRAZNAN WHEELCHAIR TROOPS!!!!

by Silly Whitey November 16, 2003

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