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The weave god

The ultimate god. better than zeus, better than hades. all gather round. praise the allmighty god.
its weave day! EVERYONE PRACTICE THE OLD WEAVEIST WAYS! WEAVE DAY! ALL HAIL THE ELDERS! START SNATCHIN DEM WEAVES NOW! PRAISE THE WEAVE GOD! WEEEEEEEEAAAAAAEEEEEAAAAEEEVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
by frbt8ft797ny February 6, 2019
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Backstreet Weave

When one gets a weave completely composed of pubic hair.
"You know that girl Lykiah, yeah, I hear she has a backstreet weave"
by linkybinky June 6, 2014
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Hari Weave

When you get so drunk that you weave home instead of walk. Hari is slang for hairy because it will be a hairy walk. You might end up in the road, drink, on the railroad tracks or even in someone else's apartment.
I'll tell you, after the party last night, I had a Hari Weave home. I ended up on the other side of town passed out beside the railroad tracks.
by Portlandseadog9 April 9, 2008
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weave whip

To grab the strands of a girls weave like the straps of a horse and whip it like you are riding her.
Amanda: my head hurt from everyone weave whipping me!
by WHIT3_VAD3R November 4, 2014
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Butter weave

When a Black women has long blonde weave or awig in or on her head.
Damn dat black girl at the bar got dat butter weave on her head.
by ghetto_gunslinger May 27, 2010
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Tumble-weave

A tangled mess of synthetic hair that is ripped out in a tussle. This mess of hair is usually inter-twined with real hair from a ratchet hoe. This mess of hair can be seen roaming the streets waiting to find its home in the mouth of a clogged sewer.
Was that... just a Tumble-weave that flew by?

Yes.
by pantslesslegend April 16, 2017
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Utah Weave

When a Utah Driver is driving in the complete opposite lane of an exit or a turn they need. Because they're Utards, they realize at the last second that they need to get to the other side of the road and instantly weave across multiple lanes of traffic without ever looking and almost causing fatal crashes. If they're on a freeway, sometimes they barely miss the crash barrels as they exit off the freeway.
"OH SH**! That Utard almost caused me to crash when they Utah Weave'd across the 4 lanes of the freeway!"
by IHateUtahDrivers May 22, 2010
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