whale watcher

A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.

Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ

by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 13, 2021

Mailbox watcher

A person that lays around the house watching the mailbox for his government check.

Hes a mailbox watcher waiting for his welfare check.

by voiceofstl March 18, 2021

thigh watcher

Someone who casually watches them thighs. Thigh watchers will do anything to see a girls thighs.

Brayden: Aye you seen Cat in that Instagram pic
Tristan: Yeah bro them thighs looking mighty fine and extra thick bro
Brayden: You must me a thigh watcher
Tristan: Especially that girl Cat, bruh them thighs are hella sexy

by ThighWatcher21 March 7, 2017

Sweat watcher

A person who watches movies and shows, but is deeply immersed in them and feels heavy emotions to the characters struggles

He was sad for months when brooklyn nine nine ended, he's such a sweat watcher.

by Professor B. December 14, 2021

abyss watcher

the best dark souls 3 boss ever to exist. everybody agrees with this statement.

Johnny: hey dude i just beath the abyss watchers
dave: why thats the coolest and best boss in the game

by Coldspaghetii April 22, 2022

cock watcher

someone who spies others members in the showers in public places... swimming baths, schools etc. Not neccessarily a scotcher but certainly someone with the idea of a job in a fudge factory.

that Elliots a proper cock watcher, he burnt a hole in my bell with his leering.

by gg1 September 25, 2010

bubble watcher

Someone who impatiently watches the dots waiting for a response from the person he/she is chatting with.

Eric is such a bubble watcher, once you start texting him back, you can't back out.

by Chubby McChubbster July 11, 2017