Wasabi Math

Math problems titles filled with oft-minimalist information that tend to put off or confuse math-anxious people, who may find them mentally nauseating or brain-unfriendly.

Like wasabi peas and sushis, wallet-friendly wasabi math titles from Asian and Communist countries would petrify the majority of K–12 American students and their teachers, who’re spoon-fed with drill-and-kill questions.

by Numerati November 24, 2024

wasabi fingers

The inflammation of your fingers(sausage like) after having a nice hot and spicy piece of sushi only after dunking the sushi knuckles deep into a luscious mixture of soy sauce and potent wasabi.

You won't be able to text correctly with those wasabi fingers

by Ole faithful August 27, 2015

wasabi panties

When you eat too much wasabi and it becomes the environment of your panties.

I had so much sushi tonight that the amount of wasabi I ate turned my panties to a spicy sushi roll environment that could only be described as wasabi panties

by Wasabi mama March 10, 2023

Wasabi Butt

Spicy Hot Booty!

Did you see that wasabi butt? Caliente!

by WaSaBi August 25, 2014

Wasabi Balls

When a guy doesn't shower after sweating and his gf/bf gives him head but his balls are spicy asf

EX: "Dude Jason made me go down on him after the gym but he totally had Wasabi balls"

"Damn dude my gf won't give me head after working out. She says I have to shower first cause she doesn't like my Wasabi balls..."

by Pu$$y!eater3000 August 13, 2022

wasabi glove

A condom filled with wasabi that one proceeds to stick his dick in.

Oswald gave her the wasabi glove last night. Now he's in the intensive care unit.

by BootyInferno December 8, 2013

Eat the wasabi

This is when you get thrown some serious shade, but just sit there and take it to not cause a scene.

Angela was trashing James but he just Wanted to sit there and eat the wasabi.

by Word_Addict11 December 24, 2015