Wanky Shit Demon

A demon that u can summon by wanking on ur shit lol

This is The Wanky Shit Demon! Hooray! Thanks to Tony Blews who first made us aware that The Wanky Shit Demon could be summoned. Remember, whatever you do, DON'T SUMMON THE DEMON. DON'T DO IT!
by Rudy. July 22, 2009
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wanky cock rot

A very unpleasant fungal infection caused by a build up of baby gravy usually found on the member of the hunched backed knuckle shuffler.
Hey falk keep that away from me I don't want wanky cock rot up me bottom!
by ziplegs March 03, 2009
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wanky shit sausage

The art of ejaculating onto human faeces whilst it is sucked in and out of the anus.

Commonly known as turtle headed cum stick in the USA, the wanky shit sausage can only be performed when the receiver is in desperate need of a shit. As the shit draws closer to the exit, the giver wanks onto the shit and it is then sucked into the anus.
My girlfriend was desperate for a shit so I suggested the wanky shit sausage, her arse hoovered my cum straight into her shit-infested bum
by Thombone Catkins December 19, 2010
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winky-wanky-woo

Pre-masturbation chant.
'Winky-wanky-woo!' etc.
by rob o'cop August 18, 2006
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Franky Panky Wanky

Sexual activity 'hanky panky' involving at least one person called Frank/Franky/Franko and both people have Wanks.
"Hey baby, I think you're amazing. Feel like some Franky Panky Wanky? I promise I won't respect you or myself in the morning."
by Akritiri February 21, 2017
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Frankie-Pankie Wankie

Receiving a handjob from your partner while they are wearing a budget Frankenstein mask
“Yo bro, last night I had the most epic Frankie-Pankie Wankie, it was an utter monster wank!”
by MouseStew October 19, 2020
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Wanky bus drivers

Some one who's drives a bus
Bus not shown up again bloody wanky bus drivers
by Vapez February 17, 2023
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