Obey The Walrus

The creepiest video you will ever see on YouTube which features a weird dancer with polio tap dancing to an unheard beat, some weird pattern, and a picture of a walrus swimming. I suggest you not watch it if you scare easily, the video is batshit crazy and frickin creepy. You will have nightmares.

Friend: Hey, I heard you saw that YouTube video Obey The Walrus. What did you think?
Me: It was so damn creepy. If you watch it you will be scared cuz you're a wimp.

Friend: Oh, okay, see you later.

by tratsa August 26, 2016

Obey The Walrus

A ridiculously trippy video on YouTube of an incredibly anorexic woman tap dancing with an umbrella. It is highly recommended not to watch the original video as it contains content YOU. WILL. NEVER. GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!

*Troll on Tinychat opens up a harmless looking video*

Social Nerd: Hey, a pixelated talking face!

Guy: NO, NOT THIS VIDEO AGAIN!! OH GOD!!

Social Nerd: What?!

*Video gets trippy and cuts to an incredibly disturbing black and white stop motion sequence*

Social Nerd: O_O what the FUCK is THAT?!

Troll: Uparanoid?!

Admin: *kicks troll from chatroom*

Guy: FINALLY OVER!!!

Social Nerd: Never. Again.

Obey The Walrus

by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 14, 2014

nutty walrus

When you cum in a girls mouth then punch her in the stomach so the cum shoots out of her nose like walrus tusks.

I have her a nutty walrus

by Emas December 9, 2016

Walrus Party

(Wal-RUS)- (Pah-R-Tee)
A party that features beer and bitches.

“Hey, Brian, are you bringing beer to Jeff’s Walrus Party?”
“Yes, and bitches.”
“Oh right! Can’t forget the bitches!”

by mikeWhoncho69 July 3, 2019

whiskey walrus

That creepy, pedophilic uncle that reeks of stale, cheap bourbon.

Stella's whiskey walrus kept looking at her funny during the wedding.

by Wasthatabear March 3, 2017

Walrus Mustache

A large bushy mustache resembling that of a Walrus. Bonus points for sporting one while being bald and pudgy.

Example containing the word Walrus Mustache

by MemeticMan November 3, 2011

Chubby Walrus

When a whore has so much sex that her vagina swells up looking like a chubby walrus

Holy shit dude, Samantha was at my house after coming back from the club and she showed me her giant chubby walrus!

by Artistap December 2, 2016