Walrus Hug

When two fat men sharing something of a bromance cross paths unexpectedly and slap their flesh together in an impromptu embrace that resembles two walruses either staking their turf in a battle of alpha males, or making sweet, sweet love to each other.

Jesus. Look at those two. Avert your eyes. That was a goddamn walrus hug.

by marlonperkins June 5, 2011

Walrus Drinking

The epitome of all drinking games. This game is the ultimate test of skill and resilience. Best played on a low coffee table this game combines the ferocity of civil war along with the dexterity of a 12 year old Russian gymnast. Teams of three battle in a game of civil war but must go to their knees followed by their stomach based on the amount of cups left. This game has been known to make grown men cry, women pregnant, and average joes become all american athletes. There is no other game out there that tests the full range of the human body, mind, and soul. This game alone has been known to speed up evolution in humans. If you arent walrusing you arent trying.

"Damnnn how you get abs like that" "Im a Walrus Drinking champion my friend"

by Walri March 4, 2015

walrus mustache

an overgronw mustach resembling a walrus' teeth usually sported by hispanic gangsters in south LA.. its very intimidating...

holy shit look at that walrus mustache, it be big!

by Behnaz February 28, 2008

Walrus Job

An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.

Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015

Walrus Paw

Extreme camel toe that creates a "w" shape and turns the pussy blue

That girl had a fat walrus paw

by Cellucci November 30, 2018

walrus penis

a greasy big choad like penis with extra foreskin.

i once saw an obease guy with the most horrifying walrus penis.

by detell July 11, 2010

Walrus Hunting

A secret way of proclaiming you would like to engage in sexual activity with an individual.

Person A: Man that chick is hot!
Person B: Oh yeah! I would totally go Walrus Hunting with her!
Person A: Fo sho!

by cpnpmp94 December 26, 2009