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windy yard

n., An act in which one individual blows through another's pubic hair, causing it to move and sway.
Spiderman gave Mary Jane a windy yard after he saved a building full of children from certain death.
by Miss Teen Wordpower December 13, 2008
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windy miller

== The Legend ==
The Andrew Miller(Windy for short) has several different moods.
== History ==
Andrew Miller came to 'Planet Earth' in 1484 BC, and was raised by a family of chickens. Mr Chicken, also known as Steve, tought him how to scratch for food, while his mother, Mrs Chicken, taught him how to survive in the real world.
== Appearance ==
He has the worst comb over known to man and looks remarkably like Shrek.
== Diet ==
Breakfast: Flaky pastry, topped with Jamaica's finest seasoned bird feed.
Lunch: Peanut butter snadwhiches, bird feed, milk, more birdfeed.
Dinner: Mueseli, birdfeed, milk, goats, bananas, potatoes, turkeys, cabbages, asparagus, cauliflower, meat, steak, ham, pork, cheese, lions, brocilli, pie, crocodiles, jam, honey, carrots, scotch egg, salami, pizza, hash browns, rhinos, and bird feed!
Supper: A Twix and a slice of bread, topped with bird feed.
Snacks: Bird feed, golden syrup.
Other: Meat flavoured bird feed, potatoes.
== Favourite Things ==
Favourite film: Chicken Run
Anyone bald and works in a libary is windy miller
by Jimbo Young November 10, 2008
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beer windy

The back sliding window in a truck.
Hey man, I'm cold, shut the beer windy!
by Heifer1210 March 13, 2008
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windy kiss

When you're giving someone a rim job and they let a fart rip in your mouth
Mate, I turned her around and was going to town on her anus. Then she gave me a windy kiss, tasted like eggs with a side of shit.
by C-Mactastic August 7, 2015
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windy city

Having a chick fart in your mouth and immediately open-mouth kissing the fart into her mouth.
That Karen chick said she was down for a windy city, but she just couldn't fart.
by H.J. Washington August 6, 2007
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Windy Interview

A sex act where someone requests that another person fart in their face while rimming and asking questions ("You like this? This feel good? You full of hot air?").
Tobias requested that Erich give him a windy interview.
by jjfree January 4, 2010
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Windy Poopdeck

To expell wind directly from one's anus into the anus of a third party, for means of sexual gratification
Last night was amazing, she totally gave me a windy poopdeck
by Egosgame January 21, 2009
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