Spiderman gave Mary Jane a windy yard after he saved a building full of children from certain death.
by Miss Teen Wordpower February 17, 2007
== The Legend ==
The Andrew Miller(Windy for short) has several different moods.
== History ==
Andrew Miller came to 'Planet Earth' in 1484 BC, and was raised by a family of chickens. Mr Chicken, also known as Steve, tought him how to scratch for food, while his mother, Mrs Chicken, taught him how to survive in the real world.
== Appearance ==
He has the worst comb over known to man and looks remarkably like Shrek.
== Diet ==
Breakfast: Flaky pastry, topped with Jamaica's finest seasoned bird feed.
Lunch: Peanut butter snadwhiches, bird feed, milk, more birdfeed.
Dinner: Mueseli, birdfeed, milk, goats, bananas, potatoes, turkeys, cabbages, asparagus, cauliflower, meat, steak, ham, pork, cheese, lions, brocilli, pie, crocodiles, jam, honey, carrots, scotch egg, salami, pizza, hash browns, rhinos, and bird feed!
Supper: A Twix and a slice of bread, topped with bird feed.
Snacks: Bird feed, golden syrup.
Other: Meat flavoured bird feed, potatoes.
== Favourite Things ==
Favourite film: Chicken Run
The Andrew Miller(Windy for short) has several different moods.
== History ==
Andrew Miller came to 'Planet Earth' in 1484 BC, and was raised by a family of chickens. Mr Chicken, also known as Steve, tought him how to scratch for food, while his mother, Mrs Chicken, taught him how to survive in the real world.
== Appearance ==
He has the worst comb over known to man and looks remarkably like Shrek.
== Diet ==
Breakfast: Flaky pastry, topped with Jamaica's finest seasoned bird feed.
Lunch: Peanut butter snadwhiches, bird feed, milk, more birdfeed.
Dinner: Mueseli, birdfeed, milk, goats, bananas, potatoes, turkeys, cabbages, asparagus, cauliflower, meat, steak, ham, pork, cheese, lions, brocilli, pie, crocodiles, jam, honey, carrots, scotch egg, salami, pizza, hash browns, rhinos, and bird feed!
Supper: A Twix and a slice of bread, topped with bird feed.
Snacks: Bird feed, golden syrup.
Other: Meat flavoured bird feed, potatoes.
== Favourite Things ==
Favourite film: Chicken Run
by Jimbo Young November 01, 2006
by Heifer1210 March 13, 2008
Mate, I turned her around and was going to town on her anus. Then she gave me a windy kiss, tasted like eggs with a side of shit.
by C-Mactastic July 16, 2015
by H.J. Washington August 05, 2007
A sex act where someone requests that another person fart in their face while rimming and asking questions ("You like this? This feel good? You full of hot air?").
by jjfree January 05, 2010
To expell wind directly from one's anus into the anus of a third party, for means of sexual gratification
by Egosgame January 22, 2009