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Boner Vernon

A highschool dude who preys on younger kids both male and female. Often comes across as a f-boy with a severe case of "It's not a phase."
"oh look, a Boner Vernon"

"Hide the fetal children"
by WasabiWizard April 6, 2022
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Vernon

A word used to describe a game tester who is capable of breaking anything and everything in the most stupid ways possible.
The game release has been delayed because a certain Vernon broke it.
by Vernsta March 28, 2022
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Vernon

Vernon is a hearty eastsider and wacks up all the durbshits
Fark you one hell of a Vernon butha eastfark
by Eastbutha November 24, 2021
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Mount Vernon Barbell water

The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..
Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.

Ryan: What super powers?

Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.
by Hermankey December 12, 2022
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Mount Vernon Approach

A.k.a: "The Mt. Vernon method"
An old strategy for cleaning and decluttering...the Mount Vernon Method. Originating from the Washington Estate: Mt. Vernon
The Mount Vernon Approach was used at George Washington's estate, the method involves a one-room-at-a-time approach, starting at the door and moving clockwise around the room, cleaning and organizing one piece of furniture before moving on to the next. The advantage of this method is pacing yourself, and having clear goals that can be accomplished one by one.

n. "I learned to use the Mt. Vernon approach from my mother." --E.M.

v. "Just Mt. Vernon it."
by EmaliaRyn October 16, 2013
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Michael Vernon Kelly II

Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"

"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025
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Vernon

Vernon is a Korean idol from the group SEVENTEEN. He is a rapper in that group. He is 20 years old. Was born in America,but his nationality is Korean. Looks like motherfucking baby Leonardo DiCaprio
A kpop fan: OMFG SEVENTEENS COMEBACK "THANKS" IS KILLING ME,ESPECIALLY VERNON.

A non kpop fan: Can you show me Vernon

~~~5 mins later~~~

A kpop fan: welcome to hell gurl
by Once u jimin u can't jimout March 19, 2018
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