Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"
"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025
Get the Michael Vernon Kelly IImug. Vernon is a Korean idol from the group SEVENTEEN. He is a rapper in that group. He is 20 years old. Was born in America,but his nationality is Korean. Looks like motherfucking baby Leonardo DiCaprio
A kpop fan: OMFG SEVENTEENS COMEBACK "THANKS" IS KILLING ME,ESPECIALLY VERNON.
A non kpop fan: Can you show me Vernon
~~~5 mins later~~~
A kpop fan: welcome to hell gurl
A non kpop fan: Can you show me Vernon
~~~5 mins later~~~
A kpop fan: welcome to hell gurl
by Once u jimin u can't jimout March 19, 2018
Get the Vernonmug. To get fucked really hard and instead of lube he uses sand - he thinks you have been outsmarted but when you eventually figure it out he unknowingly gets vernoned right back Thereby evening the field
by Xappy Gilmore March 30, 2020
Get the vernonedmug. by bdfmallow January 31, 2016
Get the Taylor vernonmug. From The Breakfast Club. Vernon’s famous line, what if your door was on fire. Also, the town of Vernon’s “dual a dope scheme.” Generally any Vernon obsessed with marijuana.
by Kimba January 21, 2018
Get the Vernon on dopemug. 
Get the vernoningmug. by Drippy OOH September 24, 2023
Get the Vernonmug.