Vegan

Vegetarians that not only choose to avoid ALL animal products, but also impose their beliefs on those of others.

Also, grain used in feeding cattle is not suitable for human consumption.

This vegan bitch told me to put down my hot dog, so i rammed it into her temple and gave her a strawberry milkshake.

by ben May 13, 2005

Vegan

Just two steps above Anorexia.

Omnivore
Vegetarian
Vegan <-- There it is!
Shadow Vegan
Anorexic

Doesn't get much worse...

"Ya crazy vegan!"
"At least I'm not anorexic"
"pretty dang close!"

by The squished tomato February 24, 2005

Vegan

a person with green hair

Vegan: i dyed my hair green today
Non-Vegan: So you’re vegan now?

by dzadddy December 8, 2020

Vegan

being weak

Jimmy: Hey I'm vegan!

Neutron: weak shit

by Yoda's last name January 1, 2021

Vegan

Dumbass who can’t be gay

Hi are you vegan

Yes

Fuck u

by Pickle5977 April 24, 2022

Vegan

A crazy lady

Crap, vegans they are attacking us.

by LEGALISE_PIRACY August 5, 2021

vegan

The pure work of satan

I became a vegan but later realized how much of a 'missed steak' it was

by monkey_jizz January 26, 2015