vag biscuit

A pussy fart.

Jaime floated out one hell of a vag biscuit; the odor wasn't great, but the sound caused me to loose my wood pecker.

by Shar1 September 22, 2013

Moo-Vag

A big cow vagina who’s always like moo this moo that

e.g. Oli you're such a Moo-Vag about everything

by Poop-A-Doop September 14, 2014

travel vag

The unclean condition of one's vagina after travelling for a long period of time

She got out of my car and all I could smell was her travel vag

by Moose27 January 26, 2014

sandy vag

1. Used to describe someone that has sand in their vagina
2. Someone who is rude or difficult due to sand irritating their vagina

"What a bitch! She must have a sandy vag"

by UltimateNinja December 6, 2004

Vag Mahal

the Asian version of Pussy Palace

Man, it's like the Vag Mahal up in here tonight.

by irish ed April 3, 2008

Vag Poop

The sexual act of a guy turtling out half a log and having vaginal intercourse with a girl. This act was made popular by Opie and Anthony genius, and 3rd mic, Jimmy Norton.

"My girlfriend let me vag poop her last night. Next stop...Anal!"

by Barry Fagowitz January 23, 2008

Pre-Vag

Refers to the excess skin in larger females that ends up folded in front of the proper vagina. Popularized by OB/GYN residents. Usually results in a smell similar to nasty armpit, swamp ass and indian food. Mechanical obstruction to sexual intercourse. May need assistance by providing traction to penetrate properly. Feature common in mud sharks.

I lost my glove in the pre-vag!

by Mike Honcho007 May 17, 2009