glazed vag

When a girl goes to a Dunkin' Donuts, claims she knows a guy who works there to gain access to the donut glazing machine to drip hot sugary glazing onto her meat curtain.

H: Hey miss why are you in the back?
DB: Just undergoing a glazed vag procedure using your confectionary equipment.
H: Proceed.

by The Boston Creamer December 28, 2014

t vag

When you dip your vag in and out of his mouth...

When a guy is lying on his back, you t vag him by dipping your vag in and out of his mouth like you would dip a tea bag...

by nofxchick June 29, 2016

vag-cash

When a girl is so loaded that the money she makes is stuffed up her vagina making it too tight to have sexual intercourse.

Stuck up.

That girl is going to be a judge. That girl got vag-cash, never gonna happen for me.

by SLP88 September 12, 2013

vag biscuit

A pussy fart.

Jaime floated out one hell of a vag biscuit; the odor wasn't great, but the sound caused me to loose my wood pecker.

by Shar1 September 22, 2013

sandy vag

1. Used to describe someone that has sand in their vagina
2. Someone who is rude or difficult due to sand irritating their vagina

"What a bitch! She must have a sandy vag"

by UltimateNinja December 6, 2004

Vag Mahal

the Asian version of Pussy Palace

Man, it's like the Vag Mahal up in here tonight.

by irish ed April 3, 2008

Vag Poop

The sexual act of a guy turtling out half a log and having vaginal intercourse with a girl. This act was made popular by Opie and Anthony genius, and 3rd mic, Jimmy Norton.

"My girlfriend let me vag poop her last night. Next stop...Anal!"

by Barry Fagowitz January 23, 2008