Vanilla Flirts

When someone had a weak flirting game
Sean: What you up to man?
Josh: Just playing Q&A with Ella
San: Man, that's some vanilla flirts
by MintyB November 23, 2015
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Vanilla Twizzler

A fetish masturbation technique in which a male lays back on his shoulder blades with his lower body raised to position his erect penis directly above his face, and attempts to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I caught a guy at work doing a Vanilla Twizzler in the break room.
by Steve Clayton August 27, 2015
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Vanilla Dick

A white, heterosexual guy, the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
Most likely to wear skaterclothes, but he doesn’t skate?!, thinks of himself as a player, slightly homophobic, proudly listens to techno and dutch rap.
Basically the embodiment of the white, male privilage.

*disclamer: vanilla isn’t disgusting, but it isn’t an existing flavour either…
Girl, don’t date that bitch: he’s a vanilla dick!!
by lilT&Marhoe February 24, 2022
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Vanilla Coke

by Eddy October 22, 2003
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vanilla relationship

A plain relationship, involving dates and time with each other. Also used with sex with no kinks, just plain sex.
All I want is a Vanilla relationship. Even though josh likes his kinks.
by Thank you memes November 20, 2017
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sparkling vanilla

The first definition is bullshit! A Sparkling Vanilla is when you have sex with an albino girl and she gets really sweaty. It has nothing to do with cum. If you rewatch The Demented Porn movie you'll hear the sex ed prof explain it.

Cream soda has nothing to do with it either.
*german accent* As you can see Chris and Carmen have just performed the Sparkling Vanilla. No you can see where the name comes from ja??
by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006
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Vanilla vulture

A white racist, homophobic, trump supporting person ,they are musty.
Turnip 2020”🇱🇷
“Build the w@ll”
“Trump=god”
Don’t you hate those vanilla vultures they are musty and take what’s not there’s.
by Never seen two pretty bffs November 18, 2020
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