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Vernon

Vernon I will always love you forever there's know that compares to you we meant to be nothing Will never changed that forever
by Best friend forever July 25, 2024
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Vernon

A person who is a bitch. Described as an arrogant , self centered douchebag . Vernon gets no ass at all
Did you see Vernon ?
Yea he’s a bitch
by FittedKaps August 1, 2023
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vernon chatman

The guy behind Wonder Showzen and the voice of Towelie from South Park.
Plus, Vernon Chatman is also apart of a rock band with the weird-ass production logo named "PFFR".
by CarkyAmster February 21, 2023
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vernoned

To get fucked really hard and instead of lube he uses sand - he thinks you have been outsmarted but when you eventually figure it out he unknowingly gets vernoned right back Thereby evening the field
Hey look how funny that guy is walking - he must have been vernoned
by Xappy Gilmore March 30, 2020
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Vernon on dope

From The Breakfast Club. Vernon’s famous line, what if your door was on fire. Also, the town of Vernon’s “dual a dope scheme.” Generally any Vernon obsessed with marijuana.
by Kimba January 21, 2018
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Mount Vernon Approach

A.k.a: "The Mt. Vernon method"
An old strategy for cleaning and decluttering...the Mount Vernon Method. Originating from the Washington Estate: Mt. Vernon
The Mount Vernon Approach was used at George Washington's estate, the method involves a one-room-at-a-time approach, starting at the door and moving clockwise around the room, cleaning and organizing one piece of furniture before moving on to the next. The advantage of this method is pacing yourself, and having clear goals that can be accomplished one by one.

n. "I learned to use the Mt. Vernon approach from my mother." --E.M.

v. "Just Mt. Vernon it."
by EmaliaRyn October 16, 2013
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Michael Vernon Kelly II

Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"

"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025
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