vag biscuit

Jaime floated out one hell of a vag biscuit; the odor wasn't great, but the sound caused me to loose my wood pecker.
by Shar1 September 22, 2013
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vag-cash

When a girl is so loaded that the money she makes is stuffed up her vagina making it too tight to have sexual intercourse.

Stuck up.
That girl is going to be a judge. That girl got vag-cash, never gonna happen for me.
by SLP88 September 13, 2013
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glazed vag

When a girl goes to a Dunkin' Donuts, claims she knows a guy who works there to gain access to the donut glazing machine to drip hot sugary glazing onto her meat curtain.
H: Hey miss why are you in the back?
DB: Just undergoing a glazed vag procedure using your confectionary equipment.
H: Proceed.
by The Boston Creamer December 29, 2014
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sandy vag

1. Used to describe someone that has sand in their vagina
2. Someone who is rude or difficult due to sand irritating their vagina
"What a bitch! She must have a sandy vag"
by UltimateNinja December 07, 2004
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Vag Mahal

Man, it's like the Vag Mahal up in here tonight.
by irish ed April 03, 2008
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Vag Poop

The sexual act of a guy turtling out half a log and having vaginal intercourse with a girl. This act was made popular by Opie and Anthony genius, and 3rd mic, Jimmy Norton.
"My girlfriend let me vag poop her last night. Next stop...Anal!"
by Barry Fagowitz January 23, 2008
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Pre-Vag

Refers to the excess skin in larger females that ends up folded in front of the proper vagina. Popularized by OB/GYN residents. Usually results in a smell similar to nasty armpit, swamp ass and indian food. Mechanical obstruction to sexual intercourse. May need assistance by providing traction to penetrate properly. Feature common in mud sharks.
I lost my glove in the pre-vag!
by Mike Honcho007 May 18, 2009
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