ur mom

an insult that is incredibly offensive

“what are you doing today kyle”

“your mom”

by whaturmom September 05, 2019

ur mom

it's just your mom the fuck u want?

just ur mom..

by dontuseyourrealnamethefuck?? September 30, 2018

Ur mom

Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk

Person 1: hey isn’t that ur mom?

Person 2: when will the milk arrive?

by Ratas.noodles May 10, 2023

ur mom

"your mom"

ur mom is cute

by das2010 February 03, 2022

ur mom

The ultimate comeback. Known as the most powerful counter in all of human history. Use it and you will instantly watch your opponent spontaneously combust.

Enemy: Your gay lol
You: ur mom
Enemy: Explodes

by Crazyhoopla265 October 27, 2022

ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by October 30, 2021

ur mom

someone who is stupid

ur mom yeah she stupod

by joeismeans November 03, 2020