Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.

I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.

by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016

Stinky Twizzler

Wrapping your flaccid penis around someone else's erect penis and a third man masturbates and ejaculates on both of the other men's penises.

Kevin "Dude, last night, Diego, Nathan, and I did a stinky twizzler and it was interesting."

Grady "Damn, let me join next time."

by whalefucker01 October 3, 2024

Turkish Tounge Twizzler

When your laying on your back with legs in the air and Sarah sticks her tounge up your ass and licks out the kebab you ate earlier.

Got a lovely Turkish Tounge Twizzler last night off Sarah. She had Doner Kebab all over her lips, nasty bitch

by Doo1doo2doo3 November 2, 2016

twizzler

Twizzlern stands for rolling up some weed

- Roll that j up cuz

- Let's twizzler one

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by 1828 hood signs May 30, 2019

Turkey Twizzler

That good rough sex that has her yelling your or whoever else she is sleeping with's name

"Did you give that girl Megan a good beefing?"
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"

Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden

by MiniestCam March 9, 2021

twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.

"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.

by Night Pants July 8, 2012

Twizzler Nigs

Like twizzler nibs but twizzler nigs.

Hey wanna go to the store and get some twizzler nigs

by Supreme Breezy October 9, 2019