Toilet Twix

Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!
by Sarcia26 February 06, 2022
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Twix Prick

Twix Prick: Male genitalia in a deformed or otherwise strange shape. Looking like or having the characteristics of the chocolate bar Twix.
Hey, did you see that flasher on Queen Street last night?

Yeah, that nigra had a twix prick.

I hear Summers boyfriend has a twix prick, it's like two pricks in one, AND its chocolate coloured!
by King Ceri June 08, 2009
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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twixed

When two people are sharing a delicious food and one person deliberately gobbles up the best part then passes it over with nonchalance, but all the while knowing underneath they are terribly guilty of their ungodly action.

This originally takes its name from an indecent where two people were sharing a Twix ice cream, with an actual Twix, and one person ate the whole candy bar before passing it over to the other. The person who got twixed was traumatized for the rest of their life.
Kelly and Carlos are enjoying a nice Twix and Kinder ice cream with a Twix bar noticeably standing out. They are having a casual conversation:

"Hey Carlos, when you eat food do you save the best for last?"

"Of course!" He answers, making eye contact with the Twix bar.

Ten minutes later Carlos gets distracted by something that Kelly points out. Gobble noises are heard all over the plaza... "GOBLBBLBRRBOOBBEEBUB"

When he looks back Kelly offers him the ice cream cup with a little bit of ice cream left and no sign of the Twix bar. She asks "Do you want any more?"

Carlos looks at the ice cream and then back at Kelly, not able to process what has happened, and says "where's the twix?"

Kelly, full of remorse, still chewing the last of the candy bar, says "I'm so sorry, I didn't know you wanted any"

Carlos with tears in his eyes says "you twixed me"
by Elcucha January 16, 2020
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Three Twixes

When three men have sexual intercourse and get faeces on their genitals.
"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Aye, we looked like three twixes!"
by CrazyCandy444 May 03, 2022
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Three Twixes

When three men have sex and get faeces on their genitals.
"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Yes Dave, we were like three twixes!"
by CrazyCandy444 May 03, 2022
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