turkpike

General ethnic slur — where all the Turks to drive 80 miles an hour. Also used in headlines of the Record Courier, quite possibly one of the worst newspapers in the country.

"Fuck! I got pulled over on the turkpike!"

by Gavin Action Jackson September 25, 2006

Turdpike

n. a shitty highway or road, either due to disrepair or incessantly constipated traffic

Tell my shithead boss that I'm gonna be late to my crap job because there's a pileup on the Turdpike.

by KitnWhiskers March 15, 2009

Tibbeton Turn pike

When someone is having intercorse with a walrus and decides to pike it in the ass and turn side to side with its tail and teeth as leverage.

Damn jason gave that bitch a tibbeton turn pike

by Dylfansison September 2, 2018