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Squatch Trucker

A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
by Bigdummie April 17, 2021
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Super-Trucker

Typically a Super Trucker claims to have years of experience trucking, but nothing to back up their so called experience. Often refer to other truckers as rookies or steering wheel holders. Their trucking resume usually consists of hauling a van trailer and too scared to hauling anything heavy or oversized.
That trucker couldn't drive a sharp stick in the ground but apparently can back up for miles. They must be a Super-Trucker
by Jungle-monkey May 21, 2023
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spear trucker

a NGGER/ ( black man)throws spears likes trucks
hey ron did you see that spear trucker running down the street with the stolen radio?
by racist scumbag January 18, 2009
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Schooly trucker meal

Schooly trucker meal contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Olive Garden Cheese Ravioli, Olive Garden Stuffed Ziti Fritta, and Olive Garden Salad with Breadsticks.
I am completely starving and need to get a Schooly trucker meal for myself as I’m craving the OG.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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So-Tuckery

Tucker-bear teddy-bear is So-Tuckery
by MillieSus49 May 15, 2023
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