magical fruit tree

a man hangs out of a tree with his penis hanging down life a piece of fruit and then a lady walks under and gives it a blowy.

i just had a magical fruit tree and it was great

by yeeticus deleticus September 10, 2019

San Francisco Christmas tree

A four-person minimum gymnastic homosexual feat of strength, endurance, and simultaneous load blowing and collapse. A vertical structure of two human centipedes zipped together at the penii (see docking) that come together when the top two participants kiss to form the pinnacle of the tree.

Eric blew out his ACL because he thought he was strong enough to be the base of a San Francisco Christmas tree.

by ForearmDeep November 8, 2019

14 big tree man

Someone who chops down 14 big trees, he is also retarded

Jared is 14 big tree man

by JaytheSsumdeeSucker June 15, 2022

Wise Mystical Tree

If you are over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must-have!

Bruh wtf up with that wise mystical tree bruh nahhhh

by Quasar_BBX October 13, 2022

Hippity Hop Hippity Hee GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TREE

Say this when someone's in your tree

HIPPITY HOP HIPPITY HEE GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TREE

by Yeetord February 14, 2020

Crunkleberry Tree

The word a symbol of the infinite quantity of Crunkeberries that life has to offer mostly used to imply that one has consumed a large of Crunkleberries.

"The Crunkleberry Tree is the 'Influence'. Are you under it?"

"Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the Crunkleberry Tree" "I totally passed out under the Crunkleberry Tree"

by MojoNojo February 17, 2009

Peeled Out of His Tree

Absolutely ripped beyond recognition of their species. Such a mass monster that you can see their bellend musculature through their speedos while in antarctical environments such whereas polar bears live and thrive.

Ben ,who gets beaten by his father, is not yet peeled out of his tree

by cuml July 14, 2021