transparent hypocrisy

the intentional misrepresentation (or uncanny delusion) that you are supposedly being transparent

Transparent hypocrisy - like preaching temperance from a bar stool; C-SPAN (seen all those televised proceedings that were promised during the election campaigns?);

- like claiming to be a patriot while giving aid and comfort to the enemy (raising a question about whether the Supreme court decision might somehow eventually allow an imbalance in citizens rights while granting a non-citizen terrorist the full legal rights of a citizen)
- is like worrying about global warming, but not about your globetrotting airplane habit or mansion-sized electric bill

by op_position February 5, 2010

Transparenthood

(n.) The state, position, or relation of a horrible parent charading as a successful parent, regardless of the obvious truth.

Your kids are all well dressed criminals due to your transparenthood, you hypocritical idiot.

by Belthazarus March 15, 2010

transancestral

A person who embraces another culture or country other than they're parental heritage as they're own. They adopt the music, lifestyle , culture and language as they're own, and identify with that particular culture or country.

As a transancestral , I don't identify with my parents heritage to me I feel that I belong to a different culture.

by Snake Master July 12, 2016

Transparent

When someone of white heritage participates in extreme white behaviour that they are no longer considered white but are transparent. This is because not all white people participate in extreme white behaviours (such as not seasoning their food) , those who do surpass the level to be considered white and now enter the stage of transparency.

Mum: "you alright babe"

Emma: "Mum i'm pregnant"

Mum: " who knocked you up then you saucy cow"

Emma : "Jim"

Mum : "aint that ya cousin"

Emma : "yeah i love him"

Mum : " aw tell me all about it i'll put the kettle on"

Emma: " yeah thats how it happened "

Mum: " omg i cant wait to tell me brother we are sharing a grandchild"

This is considered extreme white behaviour , those who participate in these activities and similar activities no longer fit the criteria of being a ordinary white individual, they are now transparent.

by i tell the truth believe me May 30, 2018

testicle transplant

the transplant of testicles from an organ donor to a reciever who was born without balls.

Andrew: WTf that baby is black. I'm white though.

Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.

Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.

by ballinwithoutballin January 22, 2010

Fecal Transplant

Fecal transplantation (or bacteriotherapy) is the transfer of stool from a healthy donor into the gastrointestinal tract for the purpose of treating recurrent C. difficile colitis.

Your doctor would say this to you if you needed this treatment.
Doctor: You need a Fecal Transplant.
Patient: Man, alright, i guess if the doctor says so.

by DragonSkittles September 17, 2018

transangered

1.) adj., describing anger or bitterness exhibited by those in the transgendered community.

I heard you talking to Cynthia last night at the Amy Ray concert.

Yes, but she was still a bit transangered that I gave her birkenstocks to the Salvation Army

by Sinnamin November 22, 2007