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trump tootsie roll 

A steaming dog turd wrapped in a candy wrapper with trumps face on it
those morons ate their trump tootsie roll and said, "please sir, may i have some more"

Tijuana Tootsie Roll 

The act of popping in a condom and freezing it. Once it’s good and frozen it’s deep fried, frozen again and inserted back into someone’s anus.
If you think an Alaskan Pipeline is cool, you should try a Tijuana Tootsie Roll. It’s like a twice baked potato for your butt.

California Tootsie Roll

When he/she pisses you off so much that you take a dump on the person in your sleep
Just wait… If she pisses me off again i’m going to giver her a California Tootsie Roll

Dark chocolate tootsie roll 

When a black man is getting jerked off and he is about to ejaculate.
Stacy had herself a real dark chocolate tootsie roll.