by linkybinky June 6, 2014

When you get so drunk that you weave home instead of walk. Hari is slang for hairy because it will be a hairy walk. You might end up in the road, drink, on the railroad tracks or even in someone else's apartment.
I'll tell you, after the party last night, I had a Hari Weave home. I ended up on the other side of town passed out beside the railroad tracks.
by Portlandseadog9 April 9, 2008

by anusweavenumber1 October 14, 2015

by ghetto_gunslinger May 27, 2010

To grab the strands of a girls weave like the straps of a horse and whip it like you are riding her.
by WHIT3_VAD3R November 4, 2014

A tangled mess of synthetic hair that is ripped out in a tussle. This mess of hair is usually inter-twined with real hair from a ratchet hoe. This mess of hair can be seen roaming the streets waiting to find its home in the mouth of a clogged sewer.
by pantslesslegend April 16, 2017

When a Utah Driver is driving in the complete opposite lane of an exit or a turn they need. Because they're Utards, they realize at the last second that they need to get to the other side of the road and instantly weave across multiple lanes of traffic without ever looking and almost causing fatal crashes. If they're on a freeway, sometimes they barely miss the crash barrels as they exit off the freeway.
"OH SH**! That Utard almost caused me to crash when they Utah Weave'd across the 4 lanes of the freeway!"
by IHateUtahDrivers May 22, 2010
