by Sowadi January 16, 2009
Get the I wanna make a Tiger Woods with her.mug. Waking up with morning wood, from dreaming about Tiger Woods multiple affairs with nasty bitches. (no homo)
"Yo' homie I ain't gay or nothin but all this media hype around Tiger fuckin all these nasty skanks has me waking up with Tiger Morning Wood."
by barneygrumble December 16, 2009
Get the Tiger Morning Woodmug. 1) An expression that could be used right after someone hears that yet another woman has come forward to reveal that she has had sexual relations with the most well-paid athlete in the world.
2) Name of a porn film slated for release in February 2010.
2) Name of a porn film slated for release in February 2010.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that another woman today said that she had sex with Tiger Woods?"
Dude 2: "Tiger's got Wood!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, I can't wait to see that one when it comes out on DVD."
Dude 2: "Tiger's got Wood!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, I can't wait to see that one when it comes out on DVD."
by maxfaxdude December 29, 2009
Get the Tiger's got Wood!mug. 1. The act of falling asleep in a Mercedes while drunk or under the drugs.
2. Putting the penis in the hole.
2. Putting the penis in the hole.
1. Did you hear Jeff went Tiger into the woods last night and got his ass arrested?
2. I went Tiger into the woods yesterday with my GF.
2. I went Tiger into the woods yesterday with my GF.
by _yellow_ May 31, 2017
Get the Tiger into the Woodsmug. Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-
Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!
You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother
Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!
You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother
by GoodlukXIII March 6, 2010
Get the Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mothermug. Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry
by BigBoiBurney February 17, 2010
Get the Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mothermug. a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.
Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.
Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”
Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”
by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019
Get the Tiger Woodsmug.