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Thundercunt

The act of launching an object into something else with extreme speed
“Yo bro, i accidentally thundercunted the Wiimote into the Tv because I didn’t wear the stupid fucking wrist strap
by Darkrai09 March 16, 2025
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Thundercunt

A bitch who’s is over achieving and being a cunt
That fucking thundercunt she fucks everyone over
by High schooler 2020 May 24, 2018
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Thundercunt

A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get. Usually cause massive amounts of anger in those around them.
C: My ex gf just tried to ruin my life because she thinks she knows what’s best for me.

E: Shes such a thundercunt.
by Important_hoodie March 11, 2019
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Thundercunt

A game played with a warm can, preferably one that has been in the sun all day.

Take turns to smack the can against your forehead until it bursts, whoever does the worst damage must down the drink.

Warning headaches may ensue.
Hey guys let's play thundercunt!
by Ollielufc June 25, 2018
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Thundercunt

verb
The act of throwing something with the pure, unbridled rage of 1,000 suns. Often resulting in the destruction of thrown item.
Tom: What is that hole in your wall from?
Rob: I lost 10 matches in a row and Thundercunted my hampster into the wall.
by the indus river valley July 22, 2023
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cumguzzling thundercunt

A comeback you say to your friends when they unironically call you short.
Friend: “ur short” you: “stfu you cumguzzling thundercunt
by Dickbiggerthandrake420 February 22, 2024
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Thundercunting

The act of using the entire power the universe to throw something at a wall as hard as humanly possible
Jerry lost a ranked match which resulted in him thundercunting his hamster against a wall
by Z3INU August 9, 2023
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