Thousand Oaks

A quiet, rich suburb just north of LA.

People say its full of snobby rich bitches with silicon

boobs and plastic faces.
People say all the kids are spoiled brats with Audis.
People say it is boring and full of retired Republicans.

Really, those only a few people like that.

But it's also a nice place to grow up.

It's clean and safe and it has nice parks.
No one locks their cars, or their houses, and you never ever ever feel threatened.

Mainly, its just an boring place for teenagers.

:Hi... I'm from... Thousand Oaks
:Oh... (He must be a snob)
(But he's probably not)

:God damn. There's nothing to do in TO(Thousand Oaks).
:True that.
:But we're too lazy to drive into LA.

:OOhhh pretty yellow flowers (actually an invasive and highly agressive spanish mustardseed)

:I'm going to the store. I'll take the car.
:Can't you just walk?
:Walk? What's that?

by SoCAler January 17, 2011

Thousandaire

When someone who comes from an impoverished background shows-off with (often tasteless) flashy jewelry, expensive phones, etc. to demonstrate that they are not as broke as their friends; they're "in the big leagues" because they are not living-off welfare, etc. Pretending to be rich on a small budget.

We were in this dump of a club last night, all these thousandaires were showing-off their new cellphones and lame-ass gold chains.

by Timbotron3000 May 30, 2006

I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you

Equivalent to I'm 13373|2 than u, except even though it sounds dorky, it is actually cooler.

Haha, I just kicked your ass!

I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you!

by Bob882 August 28, 2004

18 quintilton 446 quadrillion 774 trillion 073 billion 709 million 551 thousand 616 planets

The number of planets in no mans sky.

I wonder how many planets are in No Man's Sky?
18 quintilton 446 quadrillion 774 trillion 073 billion 709 million 551 thousand 616 planets

by not behind the meme August 16, 2017

50 thousand leagues under the dumb

i) To be unintelligent to the point that anything resembling any comprehensive or sensical thought is completely bypassed and unable to be understood.

ii) To be so stupid, so incredibly idiotic, so outright dumb, that on a scale of dumbtitude, one is 50 thousand leagues under the dumb.

iii) iggy

I saw this fan design the other day, it had one prong, not two, or one long one. JUST ONE. There was no way it could work and it just wobbled and bumped into the ceiling. Fucking 50 thousand leagues under the dumb right there man.

Holy jesus christ iggy you're 50 thousand leagues under the dumb. -dre and/or Fox

by starcake August 6, 2003

Thousand Mile Smile

A "Thousand Mile Smile" is the smile you get when you are really high. It just happens, and it makes you look so stupid. Everyone around you will make fun of you for it. It will begin to hurt your cheeks after a while, but don't fight it. It's part of the fun.

"Look at that Thousand Mile Smile Joey has got goin' on there!"

by A Sea Shell October 9, 2011

100 Thousand Club

1. Those who have an annual income of $100'000.00 and above.

2. The name of a American luxury lifestyle magazine.

1. Taylor worked hard at school so that one day he would go to university, and eventually become a member of the 100 Thousand Club.

2. I buy everything advertised in 100 Thousand Club magazine because I can.

by befreegotouni December 16, 2008