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long stabby thing

Can be used to refer to any form of weapon - especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse - that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (Brought up by morning show host Karl Stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor Georgie Gardner on Channel Nine's Today Show in February 2011.)
(1) I grabbed this long stabby thing that I have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) Tim is my long stabby thing.
by Quizmaster 85 May 24, 2011
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Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Used to describe an event, object or person which is of little importance. Stems from the fact that chickens (at least those bred as food) have wings but can't fly, rendering the wings unimportant. Can be used in place of a reassuring "don't worry about it" statement but often used as a sarcastic retort suggesting that which is being described is really not as important as the person saying it believes
Dave: Man I can't beleive I have to work on Saturday
Steve: Hey man, it ain't no thing but a chicken wing

OR

Dave: I got toally carved up by some d*ckhead white van at the roundabout
Steve: So? It ain't no thing but a chicken wing
by TheDirtyYoungMan January 7, 2008
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Beat Thing

Often used between teenage male friend groups. Slang for someone who’s “ugly” or not desirable. Not worth it. Can also be called “Beat ting”, often used by boys when describing girls they don’t find attractive. Would not date or hu with unless really desperate. Could be used when describing someone really rude or obnoxious.
“She’s a beat thing
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Man Thing

A commonly used insult in Resident Evil. It basically means man, but it sounds more insulting.
Ethan: *st@bs Alcinas daughters and collects their c0rpses*
Alcina: UGH, STUPID MAN THING!
by a stupid duck May 5, 2022
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the clapping thing

Both an ideological movement and physical process created by Pharaoh (not to be mistaken with Playerhata)
"Yeah dude, as soon as he got killed, he did the clapping thing."

"Didn't Playerhata start that?"

"No, it was Pharaoh's idea."
by Mr. Gach February 8, 2013
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that fucking thing

when you’re too lazy to describe a specific object, place or time and simply insert a blatant cover instead
Do you remember that fucking time where that fucking thing went missing on that fucking street?
by aleeshe May 21, 2020
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