José Theodore

Sexiest goalie in NHL history.

One of the nicest people you could ever meet.

José Theodore has gorgeous brown eyes.

José Theodore makes ladies swoon.

All men wish they could be half as sexy as José Theodore.

José Theodore is a BAMF.

by mrsvalden June 11, 2011

Theodore

He has Coronavius and is gay

I just got told that Theodore has Coronavius

by Badbleep<3 October 27, 2020

Theodore

A person who cries and then shits their pants

She's not going to take you back if you keep on acting like such a Theodore.

by Nachobuddypal April 14, 2023

Kangaroo Theodore

An Australian amalgam when shortened describes the act of being ‘rooted’, meaning to be in a bad state.

The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.

Shit Johnno, there’s no way I’m going to work today, I went on the piss with Robbo last night and I’m absolutely Kangaroo Theodore

by LeeNorman May 13, 2023

Theodore

there’s no such thing as cyber bullying

Just tell that kid “listen here buster, your talking to the guy with the biggest cock on the playground”

It gets them every time.

It’s just Theodore with his big ass cock!

by BBCMSU October 17, 2025

Theodore Thiefman

Another name for James Duffin, chief theif of food in the Nottingham area.

-"Who's nicked my cracked black pepper crisps? Was it Clive Crackedpepperman?"
-"Fraid not mate, it was Theodore Thiefman again."

by Gemma Carr November 14, 2004

Theodore

Theodore is a smart , handsome and loving person. As a friend you can allways relay on but you often get blinded by his kindness. He can be a real pain in the ass sometimes but not very often. But when he is he's super annoying.

Look at him. He's such a Theodore

by Sunshine and lollipops December 22, 2016