Theodore

hes so mf hot he should marry me fr
he has the most luscious brown hair known to humanity and also likes AOT
hes got sparkling brown eyes and is probably richy rich rich 🤑🤑 he tends to run fullspeed into bins and also will ignore u to play 8 hours of valorant using his monster dick infused braincells.
he pulls no bitches but is a 10

also very short

V: Omggggg Theodore is a ten but he ignored me for valorant!!!!
S: hes a short ass boy with the name of a chipmunk from a fictional movie.

by nadddies forever <3 July 19, 2022

theodore martin

theodore martin is a pretty cool dude

theodore martin is the best

by urmumisaverycoolhuman August 19, 2022

Theodore

Theodores are very nice, sweet, and caring. They make great spouses as well. They're always there for you.

Theodore's getting all the girls!

by iCraveMC November 17, 2022

Theodor hater

haters gonna hate and i live on their tears. I live for their hate. When i run in a competition, i don't want supporters i want my fellow runners to have supporters. Just to see their faces when i pass the person they are cheering on. The happiness and the energy i get i can't describe.

being a Theodor means waking up and doing what he wants when he feels like it. He isn't stuck behind some stupid "law and moral" No hes free

in response to a post made about my fellow Theodors

Theodor haters don't have anything to live for so they focus on others, luckily i usurp on their energy.

by dagens dosnyheter October 3, 2022

Theodor

If you're lucky enough, he might tell you some of your relatives (most likely your father) had ended their life.

"oh hi Theodor!"
"Your dad died."

by Princbosne123 October 12, 2022

Theodore

Someone who often sleeps with his brother and gets 0 bitches.

"Theodore sleeps with his bro"
"Theodore is ass at video games"

by Curtis Edward Wray January 21, 2022

Theodore

A fat fuck

Theodore the fat fuck!

by Theodoreisafatfuck December 7, 2021