Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.

“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”

by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023

muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit

I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.

by jimhalper July 15, 2017

muddy snail trail

That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.

YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.

by Skibidiphanom December 10, 2023

The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.

“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”

by Definitely not Hunter Nielsen July 10, 2022