1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.
by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

by exdeh January 29, 2021

by Jalalabad123 December 1, 2010

Well they can be alright sometimes but that's just Jae. They have a big forehead and small ears. Likes being called: Simp,bitch,plant pot and basket ball. Don't fuck with em to much though or they will shit on you.
<3 Jae
jk
<3 Jae
jk
by NotEllias September 18, 2020

by mikez0r August 17, 2003

Pronounced as hard but without the D
The normies might say hair, but ya know how weird them normies are
Har grows all over your body mostly on your head and armpits, it grows on your private parts too but thats thicker har
The normies might say hair, but ya know how weird them normies are
Har grows all over your body mostly on your head and armpits, it grows on your private parts too but thats thicker har
by Totally not bald March 20, 2020

by Wordpornographer May 20, 2016
