happed

when you’re seshing with your friends and you’re content with how many bowls you’ve taken. you might smoke more later, but you’re happy.

meg: you want more ?

lily: i’m happed rn, maybe later.

by Scs_0905 December 23, 2021

no cap no hap

short version of pics or it didn’t happen. play on “no cap” for no screencaps/screenshots.

could also be used for anti maga hats.

“no cap no hap, son!”
“no cappy no happy!”

by guttagelfling December 13, 2020

happed

The best fortnite pro to ever grace the fucking earth. 6'5 all muscle being. Relies on controller players to place in events

I love happed, he is so SEXY, and good at fortnite.

by cotal February 12, 2021

HAP

Herobrine attracted person.

I'm a HAP i want to have gay sex with Herobrine right this instant.

by Kester999 April 4, 2021

Dead Haps

Dead Happenings: Shorten to D.H. or Dead Haps, when said

1. Usually said when there isn't much to do, or going on.

2. An unfortunate turn of events

Originates from Sydney Australia

"Damn you got work tonight DH"

"Foods so cold cause they took their bloody time, DH"

"The Bottle shop already closed Dead Haps"

by TACOWASTAKEN December 11, 2024

What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.

Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"

by MizzBean August 24, 2025

hap lum

the sacramental symbolic baptism of a feline mammal in the Catholic Church; the act of baptizing a cat

Sister Mary Theresa! My pet cat Rutabaga will receive hap lum today! Rutabaga will now make it to heaven! Yay!

by TacoBear2000 December 4, 2025