Basically, when contingency planning, looking for unlikely, worst case scenarios that technically could happen, but realistically never will. The analogy is you start looking for things beneath the surface of a river in case a log turns out to be a croc and bites you. Trouble is, you are generally looking at your local river that has only logs… chances of there being a live croc ? Pretty slim.
Those tyres are rated for 120 miles per hour, but our car can only do 110 miles per hour tops so they are perfectly acceptable. But what if there's a tail wind, and a hill, and our brakes fail ? says Jack. Good old Jack, always looking for crocodiles (looking for alligators, hunting alligators, searching for crocs etc etc)
by Woofa August 30, 2012

How’s your desk crocodile today, Paula?
How many teeth have you extracted? Paula replies: “fucking idiot, Tristan, it’s a damn stapler!”
How many teeth have you extracted? Paula replies: “fucking idiot, Tristan, it’s a damn stapler!”
by Tristansdumbass June 10, 2020

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020

Pussy so tight feels like a alligators bite when you put your dick in it but its an crocodile pussy, so you can't pull out when you cum.
by crocidileeee March 31, 2022

When Two men sixty nine each other while firmly grasping one another’s buttock and begin to roll back and forth.
My boyfriend and I decided to spice up our sex life with the crocodile roll but he was so big I gagged on the first roll.
by The Saudi price July 26, 2021

A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel.
by thabob November 23, 2011

by unpressedlemon November 27, 2011
